| dude: | "Hey, can you move your feet out please?" |
| me: | "What?" |
| dude: | "Because you step on my heart." |
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| dude: | "Quiet, please. Do you hear that?" |
| me: | "My music?" |
| dude: | "My heart saying 'I love you.'" |
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via firebirdandthelemonady)
sTOP. THERE IS A BABY ARMADILLO ON YOUR DASH.
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